Share A Laugh With Sock Jokes

There's no better way to share a laugh with your loved ones than sharing a great joke or riddle! It's a great way to break the ice and start a conversation. Heat Holders® has compiled a list of some great sock jokes to help get you started! 

Q. Are those golfing socks?

A: Because there's a hole in one 

 

Q. Why were the socks separating?

A: Because one of them always had to be right, so the other one left 

 

Q. Who is the most famous footwear philosopher?

A: Sockrates

 

Q. How did the farmer mend his socks?

A: With cabbage patches!

 

Q. What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer?

A: I'll see you the next time around 

 

Q. What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he's working?

A: Garden hose

 

Q. What do you call a bear with no socks on?

A: Barefoot 

 

Q. What did the hat say to the sock?

A: I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot

 

Q. What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

A: Arrrrgyle!

 

Q. You wake up one morning and there's been a power outage. In your drawer you have 12 black socks and 8 blue socks. How many socks do you need to pull out before you've got a match?

A: Three - there are only two colors. 

 

Hope you all had a great laugh! Don't forget to share some of your own jokes with us!