Sock Riddles To Enjoy

Family time is the best time. There's no better way to bond with family than sharing some riddles and jokes with one another. We've compiled a list of sock riddles and jokes that'll give you a great laugh!

1. What song do socks sing when they hang by the fireplace? 

    Silent Night--HOLEY night

2. Why did the clown wear loud socks?

    So his feet wouldn't fall asleep! 

3. What color socks do bears wear?

    They don't wear socks, they have bare feet!

4. You wake up one morning and there's been a power outage. In your drawer you have 12 black socks and 8 blue socks. How many socks do you need to pull out before you've got a match?

    3 - there are only two colors. 

5. Why did the golfer change his socks?

    He put a hole in one.

6. What kind of socks does a pirate wear?


7. Who is the most famous footwear philosopher? 


8. What did the hat say to the sock? 

    I'll go on ahead, you go on foot

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